The truth isn’t always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
God I wish I was there to witness that.
2. Ex-Power Rangers actor Ricardo Medina has pleaded not guilty to murdering his roommate with a sword
Zordon told him to do it.
Maybe turning human trafficking into a situational comedy wasn’t the best of ideas, the network shortly realized.
“Thanks for holding my hand, officer, but, f*ck the police…sorry, had to cross that off the bucket list too.”
Actual quote from the guy proposing the bill: “No one should be upset by this decision. If you’re upset then that means you’re scared that your daughter is in an ‘urfi’ marriage behind your back.”
Like I’d understand if you did this for Scorcese or Tarantino’s films, but freaking Adam Sandler?
Who let a bunch of cafeteria bullies open a daycare?
“You need to pre-emptively meet the needs of the customer, Jim.”
9. United Airlines passenger told to switch seats as Pakistani man ‘did not want to sit next to woman’
Would’ve been great the passenger he switched seats with said, “Oh, I’m sorry, my religion doesn’t allow me to sit next to Pakistanis.”
Of course it did.
Come on man, even aliens probably hate condoms.
“I told you boy, this was a lactose free town!”
“Son, did you not see the sign?”
It’s probably what the next paranormal activity movie’s going to be about.
I want to go there and act like I’m a huge Britney Spears fan. “I just can’t get enough of that song. I know it’s been years since its debut, but…”
Yeah well I drew a picture of me in space eating a donut, doesn’t mean I went to a Krispy Kreme on mars.
“At least this way we won’t get shot.”
Producer: (hits blunt) “I just wanna hear someone with a lisp say “Ghosts” over and over again!”
2nd producer: “You know not all gay people have lisps, right?”
Producer: “Well that’s why we having a casting office, Brian.”
Record scratch, freeze frame. “You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this mess.”