The truth isn’t always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
They should parody him by making him an actually good President in the show.
He won’t take part in your insulting ceremonies.
“It smells like sex in here. Oh well, only one way to fix that.”
This Dunston Checks In sequel should’ve never been produced by Cinemax.
The craziest part about this headline is that there are still K-Marts around.
You gotta win those prizes any way that you can.
This is why communication is very, very important ladies and gentlemen.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Listen, I’m not condoning violence against animals, but I totally get where this guy is coming from.
10. Johnny Depp spent $ 3 million blasting Hunter S. Thompson’s ashes out of a cannon, ex-managers claim in lawsuit
Hey it’s his money, he can do what he want with it. That’s a good friend right there.
Doesn’t help him now, does it?
12. Five years of ‘no dinners out, no entertainment, no sports’ for two company execs who evaded taxes
You mean, jail?
“He plays for the Bucks, right?”
Would be the funniest thing he’s ever done since the a**hole song.
If anyone wants to get me a gift, please get me this.
I’ve been wondering when/how they were going to reboot this character.
Poor soul, he thinks that just because the President could get away with treating women like sh*t that he can too.
Yeah I mean, coal’s super clean, even canaries can breathe it in. That’s why miners would bring them down in the tunnels so much.
They should call it “the partial scumbag” initiative.