Twitter Reacts To The Dakota Access Pipeline Being Blocked

After months of protests in North Dakota, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers announced today that they would block the Dakota Access Pipeline from crossing underneath a reservoir that they own. 

The multi-billion dollar pipeline, which runs close to the Standing Rock Sioux Native American Indian reservation, will now have to be redirected away from Standing Rock. 

“I am thankful there were some leaders in the federal government that realized something was not right even though it’s legal,” said Standing Rock Sioux Chairman David Archambault. “For the first time in history… they heard our voices. This is something that will go down in history and is a blessing for all indigenous people. I heard the Army Corps of Engineers will not grant the easement and they will reroute.”

Unsurprisingly, reactions on Twitter have been mixed.

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Woman Shares The Savage Note She Received From Neighbors For Making Too Much Noise

Twitter user morgxmarie recently shared her exchange with downstair neighbors when they recently complained about the noise her and her roommates were making after 9pm.

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The letter reads:

“Dear assholes,”

“Why are you so loud after 9pm everyday? Are you fucking sumo wrestlers, or do you possibly have lead fucking feet. Ya’ll are really wild as hell. It was funny @ first, but now you’re just snnoying. Please, calm the fuck down.

“Have an axcellent night.”

“p.s. if you’re selling tickets to the 2 a.m. basketball games let us know.”

As it turns out, they are selling tickets. This is what was attached to the back of the letter…

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Twitter was pretty entertained by the savagery on the display.

And apparently, there’s no end in sight.

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19 Employees Come Clean About Actively Trying To Get Fired From Their Jobs

It’s no secret that a lot of people hate their jobs. Not many grow up and dream of working retail, sales, or a desk job that confines them to the same 3 square feet for 40+ hours a week. 

Why not just quit a job if it’s the bane of your existence? Aside from the obvious immediate lack of income, most of these jobs pay you just enough so that you have doubts about leaving without having something else lined up due to the financial hell storm awaiting you a week after your last paycheck.

This is where the whole ‘I’m trying to get fired’ movement took off. If you get fired as opposed to quitting your crappy job, you can go on unemployment and spend those 40+ hours a week looking for a job that won’t make you miserable. At least that’s the idea.

There’s a minority of people that simply don’t want to quit because they refuse to take responsibility for anything afterward. They’d prefer to have something or someone that they’d be able to point a finger at, even if it’s themselves while they were in that position that they were recently liberated from.

My opinion? Use your free time wisely. While it definitely does extend your work day, hopping onto the job boards on breaks at work and during any other free time you have throughout the day is infinitely less stressful than looking for a job because you have no income. After all, you may end up taking an even worse position simply to make ends meet.

Not everyone agrees with me, though. Specifically not these 19 individuals that would definitely prefer to be fired, and are actively trying to do so. Share your thoughts in the comments on whether or not you think their actions are justified.

  1. Too many want to not be responsible for their own irresponsibility.

    I'm secretly trying to get fired so I have an excuse not to adult anymore.
  2. And put too much effort in trying to get fired.

    I'm trying to get fired from my job but nothing is working
  3. More effort than they’ve ever put into anything else.

    I've put more effort into trying to get fired from work than I ever have actual work...and they still won't fire me. Wtf
  4. With so many people looking for jobs, it’s crazy to think that there are others looking to get rid of theirs.

    I hate my job but I can't quit... secretly I have been trying to get fired for a month
  5. Some feel like they’re powerless, and begin to spiral.

    My job makes me miserable. I can't quit because I won't get unemployment, and they won't fire me. I'm trapped and it drives me insane every single day.
  6. Is it all their fault though? Some companies can avoid this by being open to transfers.

    Hate my job! I suck at my job and they won't fire me! I purposely don't reach production goals so they can send me to another station.
  7. Others will wait until someone else pulls the trigger for them before embarking on a risky career move they’d had in mind for ages.

    Sometimes I want to get fired because I don't know if I will ever feel ready to do the "irresponsible" thing and quit so I can work on the life I really want.
  8. It feels as though one too many are shameless in their efforts.

    I've been trying to get fired. My job seriously will never let me leave!!!
  9. And many simply don’t have their priorities straight.

    I hate my job and am trying to get fired by not showing up so I dont have to look bad quitting yet another thing with my family watching. If I get fired I can just make up something I did wrong
  10. It almost sounds like they’re being held hostage.

    I am always late for work because I want to get fired. I am scared to quit.
  11. A few see it as a way to get the company back for the numerous times they’ve been taken advantage of.

    So, I have never been on unemployment. Sadly, my job treats me like I am their slave. I'm trying to get fired to get unemployment, in till another job comes along. Is that bad?
  12. Others don’t realize just how good they’ve got it.

    I've been trying to get fired for months now they just don't get the hints, I mean I do no work and watch Netflix all day 😂😂
  13. They blame their job for being unhappy, but refuse all options other than being fired and collecting unemployment.

    At this point today I'm trying to get fired. My job screws me over too much.
  14. The smart ones actively try to remedy the source of their unhappiness themselves.

    I mentally checked out from work the past month. I've been applying to new places at work. I want to get fired so I can leave and have something to fall back on
  15. But far too many just want to take the path of least resistance.

    I think I want to get fired from my job so I can get unemployment
  16. They feel married to the job, and want a divorce.

    My boss hates almost everything I say or do, but she won't fire me or let me resign.. So can I just fire her?
  17. People assume that it’s about their lack of work ethic, but that isn’t always the case.

    Trying to get fired since the day I started 1yrs, 2 promotions and a raise later still here
  18. But it doesn’t help when so many people respond to the question like this.

    I hate my job, but I'll never quit. So I'm trying to get fired on purpose....
  19. Hopefully more people will keep in mind that there are always consequences to those bad decisions.

    Have you ever been at work and just sit there. Trying to care about work but you're just not. Trying to get fired but never do. Ugh then again you gotta pay bills

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Disney's Epcot Center Is Getting Transformed Into A Giant Death Star This Month

There are fewer Disneyworld images that are more iconic than the Epcot Center. Its’ large, impressive white globe is one of the many things you think of when you remember Walt Disney World.

Well that famous white globe’ getting a Star Wars makeover to celebrate the release of Rogue One which is coming out this Christmas.

What kind of makeover you ask? Well, by turning it into the most iconic spherical shape from the Star Wars series of course.

That’s right, they’re turning Epcot into a mother-flippin’ death star.


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Using digital projections, Epcot’s Spaceship Earth is getting the Death Star treatment. The news broke on the Disney Parks Blog, but if you’re hoping on seeing this bad-assery in person, well, we’ve got some bad news for you.

The affair is invite-only, for media peeps. So unless you can grab your hands on some press-credentials, you won’t be able to see it.


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If that applies to you, then you can RSVP here. Of course, you could always convince a media outlet not based in Florida to have them give you creds for their publication in exchange for photos.

Funny enough, Orlando Weeklyart director, Adam McCabe predicted this would happen way back in 2013.

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This Beaver Ruthlessly Trashed A Store Selling Fake Christmas Trees

I’m not going to pretend I know what this beaver was thinking when he broke into a store but I’m going to anyway, because it’s fun.

Charlie the beaver bust into a dollar store in Charlotte Hall, Maryland, because he heard a terrible rumor: they were selling fake trees.

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Being a beaver, he saw that as a personal affront. It’s like inviting your Italian friend over for a “traditional meal like Nonna used to make” for him to later on discover that you used canned sauce in the plate of spaghetti and meatballs in front of him. It’s downright unforgivable.

Upon breaking into the store, old Charlie was first horrified, then angered to discover that the rumors were actually 100% true.

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Nothing could sate his wood-lust as he absolutely decimated all of the displays that stood in his path.

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Authorities were quick to point out Charlie didn’t go berserk until after he noticed the trees were fake. Coincidence? I think not.

He was ultimately caught and put in the care of a wildlife rehabilitator.

But fake trees should be on guard: there’s a beaver out there who’s had it up to here with your deception. You never know which fake piece of wood’s going to be next on the receiving end of Charlie’s wrath.

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