This Poor Dog Got One Of The Worst Haircuts We've Ever Seen And It's Hilarious

I’ve had and seen some pretty disastrous haircuts in my time. But this poor dog takes the biscuit. Twitter user Lindsay Martin recently decided to share the butchering that her dog went through after her mom told the groomer “to keep it long on the top.”

Here’s Wembley before his haircut…

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And after…

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Unsurprisingly, Martin isn’t very happy.

Especially because her mom won’t let her fix it…

Twitter seemed to love it, though.

Martin seems anything but pleased about what happened to poor Wembley.

But was quick to reassure people that he’s doing just fine and clarify that she still loves him, bad haircut or not.

And he does seem happy enough…

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Groom's Mistress Shows Up At His Wedding Wearing A Wedding Gown

An unfortunate reality of many modern day relationships is that people cheat. It doesn’t matter how long they’ve been dating or if they’re engaged or married, but the fact is that people have affairs.

And I’m not saying that having multiple partners or lying to someone about having an affair is necessarily a bad thing. People have all sorts of reasons for why they choose to seek out other romantic connections. But if you’re set to marry someone and settle down with them, then you probably want to cut out all those side-piece shenanigans.

Or you might just end up with a wedding like this: where a groom’s mistress showed up wearing a wedding gown.

In the video the husband can be seen trying to escort the furious mistress out of the wedding hall, but she stubbornly refuses.

She went on to grab the microphone and tell everyone in the wedding hall that the groom was a womanizer, which led to a shouting match between her and the guests.

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The horrifying event happened in Ghana. Apparently after the mistress left the hall a bigger confrontation occurred outside. It’s unclear as to whether or not the bride and groom ended up tying the knot after the mistress’ surprise appearance. (h/t metro)

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Donald Trump Has A Panic Attack When He Realizes He's Actually President On SNL

The nation’s still in protest and shock over Donald Trump’s Presidential win. People expected the disdain for his victory to settle down after a few weeks but it seems that people’s concerns are growing more and more with each cabinet choice the president-elect’s administration makes.

And as his time in office draws closer a reality is setting in: Trump has made a lot of huge campaign promises, many of them that he’s already going back on. There are a lot of people, both Democrat and Republican, who aren’t quick to let him forget those promises.

SNL hasn’t forgotten either, and used some of Trump’s biggest campaign platforms in last night’s hilarious cold open. And Trump was absolutely freaking out once he realized he had to put his money where his mouth is.

I’m scared/excited to see how this Presidency turns out.

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15 Gifts For The 'Stranger Things' Fan In Your Life

We all have that friend. The friend who rocked the Eleven Halloween costume. The friend who can’t leggo their Eggos. The friend who watched all of Stranger Things in one (very long) sitting. The friend who still isn’t over the sick injustice that was Barb’s fate. 

This holiday season, it’s time to think of our loved ones who dedicated so much time to obsessing over Stranger Things. Thankfully, the Internet has plenty of gift ideas: 

  1. This Christmas lights pint glass.

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    So you can pour one out for anyone trapped in the upside down

  2. A sweatshirt to prove your solidarity.

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    Barb deserved better. Never forget. 

  3. An Eleven’s waffles-scented candle.

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    No better way to stimulate your super powers. 

  4. A ‘Stranger Things’ coloring book.

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    Because childhood activities are the best mechanisms for fending off adulthood stresses like.. holiday shopping. 

  5. A ‘Justice For Barb’ pin.

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    There will never be enough pro-Barb paraphernalia. 

  6. The ultimate coffee mug.

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    Especially if anyone in your squad has superpowers.

  7. A sweatshirt with the greatest of waffle puns.

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  8. An ~upside down~ cap.

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  9. A ‘Stranger Things’- themed charm bracelet.

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    Christmas lights, cassette tape, and all. 

  10. This inspirational embroidery hoop.

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  11. Your own communication Christmas lights.

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    You know, just in case your friends get stuck in the upside down. 

  12. Barb’s glasses.

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    What better way to pay homage to our fallen heroine? 

  13. A sweatshirt to show some school spirit.

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  14. Buttons for every occasion.

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    …Whether you’re telling off school bullies or defending your waffles. 

  15. Finally, in case your fandom wasn’t evident enough, a phone case that will make your passion clear.

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People Want To Boycott 'Hamilton' After Mike Pence Was Booed When He Walked In

On Friday night, vice-president elect Mike Pence was booed by a theater audience during a showing of Hamilton in New York. As you probably expect, the city voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton rather than Donald Trump in the presidential election. 

The cast even had something to say to Pence…

President-elect Donald Trump was quick to accuse theatre-goers of harassing his VP and demanded an apology.

Trump supporters were quick to start the hashtag #BoycottHamilton, calling on people to boycott the musical. 

While others used it as an oppurtunity to thank Trump supporters for finally freeing up some tickets.

While others saw it as an oppurtunity to take a quick jab at Trump and Pence.

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Elon Musk Says Tesla's Solar Roofs Will Be Cheaper Than Ordinary Ones

If you’re an energy company right now, then you’re probably assembling a team of sleazy lawyers to try and come up with laws to halt the sale of Tesla’s solar roof tiles.

Why? Because they’re about to make solar energy affordable for every contractor and home owner in America.

Solar absorbing roof tiles won’t just provide homes with free energy, but they’re going to cost less than most ordinary roofs.

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The electric energy giant’s founder and CEO, Elon Musk says that the solar roofs will have a longer life span than their regular counterparts, so it doesn’t make sense for building manufacturers to use other roofing tiles.

It’s worth noting that a lot of the energy saving doesn’t come in the manufacturing process of the roofs, but in shipping and handling.

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Bloomberg speculates that when Tesla’s solar roofs become commercially available, the cost will be extremely high, as they are pricey to manufacture.

However, the benefit of the solar roofs are that they’re lighter and not as fragile as traditional roof tiles making the process of shipping them easier and exponentially cheaper.

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Plus, there’s also the coolness and sexiness factor, which has been Musk’s concern with green and electric products from the beginning:

“The key is to make solar look good. We want you to call your neighbors over and say, ‘Check out this sweet roof.'”

The tempered glass roof tiles will be offered in four styles: Tuscan, Slate, Textured, and Smooth.

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The solar energy picked up by the tiles can be used to directly power a home or even stored for later use in Tesla’s power wall battery or other solar power banks you’ve got in your home.

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17 Times Tumblr Had Too Much Fun With Benedict Cumberbatch's Name

Benedict Cumberbatch isn’t just a great actor, he has a great name. Sure, it’s a bunch of different syllables and it sounds like something out of a quirky British novel set in Victorian times. He has the name of a guy that the girl in the story is engaged to but doesn’t really love, he’s just a good “match” for her.

Trust me, as someone with an unusual name myself, I get the flak that Cumberbatch gets for his moniker.

But that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy all the ribs he gets on the internet for being blessed with such an original name. And neither does Tumblr. So they’ve started a little game that the rest of the internet’s adopted of making fun of his name in the most absurd ways.

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Student Returns A 16-Year-Old Envelope Filled With Cash And Gets A Donut Party In Return

Overall, our moral compass was better when we were kids. The latest proof comes in the form of what 11-year-old Elijah from Eureka, CA did when he found an envelope that contained some cold hard cash and opted to do the right thing.

Elijah is enrolled in a primary class for handicapped students in Glen Paul School, and was brushing up on some pre-vocational skills with his teacher, and that day’s task was learning how to shred documents.

He came across an envelope dated 16 years ago, and found a wad of cash in it. Together with the help of his teacher aide, Rachel Cardoza, they managed to trace the contents back to Western Chainsaw, a local business that shreds their documents using Glen Paul’s pre-vocational program.

When John Hague, the owner of Western Chainsaw, received word that they found and wanted to return the money (which turned out to be fuel money from an old truck rental program they once had), he was ecstatic.

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“It was really heartwarming. You don’t see a lot of that kind of honesty any longer. To have them teaching these kids that, I think it’s a great thing.” Hague said.

He was so pleased that he showed up to Elijah’s school with three boxes of doughnuts for his class and a $ 500 check from his company to the school. The children, in turn, made him thank you cards, which he said he would be proudly displaying on the walls of Western Chainsaw.

(h/t Times-Standard)

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Mother Who Posed With Hillary Clinton While Hiking Is Now Getting Death Threats

There are two things people take seriously in this world: fantasy football and politics.

And this mother who attained viral fame for happening upon Hillary Clinton while on a hike with her beautiful baby girl is now fearing for her life.

Margot Gerster was just minding her own business when she bumped into Hillary and Bill walking their dogs. So she grabbed a photo, as one naturally does when running into famous people.

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But since posting the photograph online, Hillary’s staunchest opponents thought that because she posed with the Secretary of State, she must be some kind of devil-supporting, child-eating, soul-crushing, criminal-supporting monster. And that she’s worthy of receiving death threats for her support of a Clinton presidency.

I’ve been feeling so heartbroken since yesterday’s election and decided what better way to relax than take my girls hiking. So I decided to take them to one of favorite places in Chappaqua. We were the only ones there and it was so beautiful and relaxing. As we were leaving, I heard a bit of rustling coming towards me and as I stepped into the clearing there she was, Hillary Clinton and Bill with their dogs doing exactly the same thing as I was. I got to hug her and talk to her and tell her that one of my most proudest moments as a mother was taking Phoebe with me to vote for her. She hugged me and thanked me and we exchanged some sweet pleasentries and then I let them continue their walk. Now, I’m not one for signs but I think I’ll definitely take this one. So Proud. #Iamstillwithher #lovetrumpshate #keepfighting #lightfollowsdarkness

Trump supporters are claiming the photograph was a staged one, citing the fact that Gerster’s family threw a fundraiser for Clinton years ago as proof.

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In an interview with The New York Post, Gerster confirmed that she’s received death threats but doesn’t want to focus on them.

“I don’t want to discuss this anymore. This story needs to go away. It got a lot of positive feedback from a lot of people, but I don’t want this to add on to this (blowback), I don’t want to fuel the fire.”

Sad. (h/t paper mag)

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This Poor Guy Called Mike Pence Is Getting All Of Mike Pence's Hate Mail

Pop quiz time! What is the Twitter handle of Donald Trump’s soon-to-be vice president Mike Pence? Well, it’s not @MikePence, but plenty of people seem to think it is. In fact, @MikePence is owned by a liberal software developer of the same name, whereas the Mike Pence we all love to hate goes by @Mike_Pence. 

As you can imagine, this has led to a pretty hilarious situation where a software developer gets all the messages intended for a man who advocated for ‘conversion therapy’ to ‘cure’ homosexuals. Here’s a sample of what he’s had to put up with for the last year…

And this is all despite his biography clearly stating that anyone tweeting him probably has the wrong guy… 

Being a man who says he hates VP Pence to the very core, you can probably understand why Pence is so upset to share his name. 

At first, the software engineer tried to be polite and inform people that he isn’t the Mike Pence they think he is, but after Trump’s nomination and victory it all became too much. “I don’t generally waste the time to correct people,” he told NYMag back in July. 

So instead, he used his name as an opportunity to troll Trump supporters. “I get to troll conservatives a bit by pretending to be in a love affair with Donald Trump using my account,” Pence said. 

While he may not be enjoying the situation, everyone else finds it pretty hilarious.

While others said they were in a similar position.

And some just want him to replace the vice president entirely. 

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