This year has been a long year, and with Christmas coming up, we’re finally winding things down with last minute holiday shopping and improvised travel plans with people named Lauren that still have no idea what it means to pack their things ahead of time so we can leave on time, but that’s beside the point.
While the rest of us responsible travelers were sitting around and waiting for everyone else to make this holiday weekend the stress-fest we knew it would be, the #SantaOnceToldMe hashtag surfaced and people used it to share some holiday cheer. And jeers because, you know, it’s the internet, but mainly cheer. Check them out.
Let’s start off with something positive
— Alika Hope (@rayofhopect) December 23, 2016
Here’s the Twitter we know and love
#santaoncetoldme get ya money up lil bitch
— Four Pins (@Four_Pins) December 23, 2016
Mind = Blown
#SantaOnceToldMe he was Jewish which made sense since that’s why he doesn’t mind working on Christmas.
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) December 23, 2016
All we ever did was wreck him.
— Mustang Sally (@KJorud) December 23, 2016
Last minute tip:
#SantaOnceToldMe children who leave him beer and pizza instead of milk and cookies get better presents.
— #Jesus (@TheLordHasSpoke) December 23, 2016
We’ve all had our suspicions
— Sean (@OddNMacabre) December 23, 2016
A mall #SantaOnceToldMe as I took my oldest daughter from his lap, “You’ll never be able to afford what she just asked for.” 😂
— WTH, Kel?! (@kellyintenn) December 23, 2016
Also explains why he doesn’t mind the cold
#SantaOnceToldMe that he is Canadian and enjoys great healthcare
— The Festive One (@OneMoodyHuman) December 23, 2016
I guess cashew milk will have to do
— ONS™寿湛 (@StansRoom) December 23, 2016
Well that’s a little different
#SantaOnceToldMe that God isn’t real & parents just tell their kids he exists so they don’t have to own their own mistakes.
— Onision (@Onision) December 23, 2016
— x_x.Laura.x_x (@lostsoulz101) December 23, 2016