Dad Shares Conversations With His 4 Daughters And They Are Hilarious

Kids are known for being unintentionally hilarious at times. Whether it’s because they don’t have a complete grasp on language yet, or just because they don’t fully understand the world. But in the case of James Breakwell, a comedy writer and father of three girls, it’s probably because his kids have inherited the comedian gene. Breakwell, aka @XplodingUnicorn, shares the hilarious conversations he has with his daughters on Twitter every day, and they’re pure gold. 

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Dragons > math.

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It’s worth it, though.

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Burn.

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They smell.

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Ouch.

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Do you want hyper inflation? Because that’s how you get hyper inflation.

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It’s serious.

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That’s how you get cooties.

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Vegetables are the worst.

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It definitely wasn’t me.

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Nightmare material.

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Not gonna happen.

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Preach, girl.

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She really likes cupcakes.

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We can relate.

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Do we have to do this every morning?!

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Call 911.

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It’s not a very good one.

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Here’s an insight into Easter from a very wise 7-year-old.

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Trust me, teach.

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It’ll be our secret.

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She’s just thinking of you.

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That’s day one information.

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Winner winner chicken dinner.

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24 Conversations That Obama And Biden Have Had Since Trump Won The Election

Following the election of Donald Trump as president, we have to say goodbye to everyone’s favorite couple, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. And while the exchange of house keys may seem like it’s going civil for the cameras, we got our hands on some of the conversations that Biden and Obama are having about Trump behind closed doors. 

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