Woman Says That Taco Bell Is 'Racist' Because They Don't Have French Fries

Being drunk and ordering fast food is a time honored tradition, but there are some rules. Don’t puke and don’t give the cashier a hard time. Fortunately, this possibly wasted girl in a Taco Bell managed not to vomit, but unfortunately she made a few Taco Bell employees pretty miserable.

In this two minute clip posted to YouTube, a woman approaches the counter and attempts to order a “medium fries from the dollar menu.” She is absolutely sure she is in a Burger King. The cashier explains that they have tacos or burritos, because this is a Taco Bell. The employee sounds a little sarcastic, but just barely considering the situation.

Then the customer turns to address the other patrons as though they’re gonna back her up, saying, “This is racism at its f—king finest.”

Someone off camera says, “It’s not, girl.” Thank goodness.

But she insists, “No, it is.”

At this point the cashier tries to help her read the menu, which she seems to be struggling with, but the woman decides to leave. Though she doesn’t seem to know exactly what’s going on, she at least knows she’s embarrassing herself.

Oddly enough, some Taco Bells are serving nacho fries, which are potato fries with a cheese dipping sauce. But it doesn’t seem like that’s what this woman is referencing, much to everyone’s amusement.

Being too confused to know what you’re eating is one thing, but don’t politicize Taco Bell. You’re ruining everyone else’s buzz.

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Michael Bay To Produce Live-Action 'Dora The Explorer' And We Don't Know How To Feel

Everything about Michael Bay movies screams machismo in my opinion. Models, cars, explosions, and models working on cars before exploding. That’s why his upcoming project is such a surprise. He’s producing the live-action Dora The Explorer movie. 

Not much is known about the project at this point but is is rumored to star a teenage Dora as she moves to the city with her cousin, Deigo. The movie is set to be written by Nick Stoller, who directed The Muppets, which might be the only thing that makes sense so far. 

The adaptation is scheduled to be released in 2019 but already the internet is wondering what this thing will look like. 

While there are still a lot of unknowns about this project I think there is one thing we can safely count on. 

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Denny's Roasted People Who Don't Tip On Twitter And The Backlash Was Swift

Although Wendy’s is pretty much the master of savage restaurant Twitter accounts, Denny’s has a pretty strong social media game, too.

Whoever’s in charge of their social media has been a roll recently. But as with all winning streaks, there comes a time when it comes to an end. And for Denny’s, the end came in the form of a brutal, should’ve-seen-that-coming response to a tweet.

It all started with this pretty awesome joke Denny’s made about people who don’t tip their waitstaff.

However, Twitter had some thoughts about tipping culture that they wanted to share. And they didn’t hold back.

Depending on what state you’re in, labor laws for tipped individuals set minimum wages as low as $ 2.13, although there are some states that give higher hourly minimums than others. California, for example, starts waiters and waitresses off with $ 10 an hour, in addition to gratuities.

But depending on the restaurant you work at, you might make very little off of tips. 

So people kept the memes coming to remind the restaurant chain that those who dwell in glass American diners shouldn’t throw stones.

It started a conversation on the state of compensation in the US food service industry, too.

In any event, it’s hard to believe they didn’t at least consider people would throw shade at this tweet.

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You Don't Need Special Glasses To Read These Very Funny Eclipse Tweets

The Great American Eclipse is happening NOW, people (or it already happened. I don’t know when you’re reading this!). And the great thing about this eclipse is that while in the past, people had to just go “wow” at how beautiful it all is, now we can livetweet the eclipse for all our friends, for it is 2017 and America is already great.

And yeah, the eclipse is stunning, but not even as much as this joke, let’s be real.

Or all the Twilight jokes.

Or when people noticed how weird all this eclipse fashion was. 

Just don’t stare at these tweets too hard.

Happy two-minute magic darkness y’all!

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This Blogger Is Advocating For 'Sperm Smoothies' And We Don't Know How To Feel About It

In a world dominated by health experts, bloggers, and Instagram influencers endorsing ‘fit teas,’ it’s hard to know which health products to trust. We’ve been burned by one too many disgusting green shakes to blindly place our trust in health gurus. 

That said, we’re always intrigued by the newest health craze. And this woman has a recommendation that has certainly piqued our interest. 

29-year-old Tracy Kiss, a single mom, blogger, and personal trainer, is advocating for something a little more “out there” than your typical green smoothie: the sperm smoothie. 

That secret recipe she teases? The main ingredient is manly goodness, apparently. 

According to The Sun, Kiss “mixes the semen with fruit, seeds, coconut or almond milk – but is also happy to drink it on its own.”

We have a lot of questions. First of all, what does it taste like?

“Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,” she reports. “He,” being her sperm donor, a healthy (and generous) friend who independently harvests and delivers his semen weekly. Don’t worry, he gets STI-tested regularly. 

Now, back to our main concern: why do this???

Well, Kiss contends that the, uh, all-natural smoothie can fend off viruses — and she drinks it every day. 

“I’d been feeling run down and had no energy but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,” she told Closer Magazine

It seems worth noting that a doctor interviewed for The Sun’s article insists that “there is absolutely no nutritional value to semen,” and perhaps vegans should seek out protein in traditional sources. 

But that isn’t about to stop Kiss, who, to her credit, is curious what her readers think about the practice. 

Using semen for nutritional purposes is nothing new to Kiss’ routine. She made waves for promoting her nonsexual ‘semen facial’ in 2014. 

She’s since defended the practice to Vice:

In relationships, you put fingers in holes, you taste things, and you don’t see it as cringeworthy. But when you take away the passion and say it’s scientific, people don’t like it.

A fair point, but we’ll wait until the real science comes through before we start looking for donors for this week’s health shake. 

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Eric Trump Says Strong Women Like His Sister Don't 'Allow' Themselves To Be Sexually Harassed

Its been pretty easy for me to stay politically neutral this election cycle because I’m voting for the Giant Meteor to come in and do what’s right.  Some folks think I have a pretty negative outlook on things, but I digress.

You see, when Donald Trump was asked what would happen if his daughter. Ivanka Trump, found herself being sexually harassed in the workplace, his response was:

“I would like to think she would find another career or find another company if that was the case.”

You heard right, folks!  When it comes to sexual harassment, if the lewd comments and uninvited advances make the victim uncomfortable, then they should be the ones to leave.  

Surely though, his son, who is much younger and more connected to the favorite Trump daughter, would take a different stance on the topic.  

When a CBS host asked Eric if he thought that bringing the harassment to the attention of human resources was a better answer, he and his haircut answered

And yet somehow, Eric manage to make things worse

“Ivanka is a strong, powerful woman. She wouldn’t allow herself to be objected to it. And by the way, you should certainly take it up with human resources. And I think she definitely would, as a strong person. At the same time, I don’t think she would allow herself to be subjected to it.”

It’s like the old saying goes; From a bad crow, a bad egg.  I’m sure someone in the campaign is going to ‘clarify’ this faux pas in the next day or two since the premise behind being sexually harassed has someone saying or doing something without permission to begin with.  Blaming the victim is obviously not the answer to sexual harassment in the workplace.  Not by a long shot.

People tweeted their disgust the blatant victim-blaming the Trumps have pushed

 Waiting to hear how we’ve all taken his quoted answer out of context.

(h/t wp)

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15 Women Shared What They Just Don't Get About Their Significant Others

Entering into a relationship means learning to accept all kinds of quirks about your partner— quirks you didn’t necessarily know about during the honeymoon phase or the first couple dates where they pretended to like your T.V. shows and said that they talk to their mom on the phone every Wednesday. 

And then there are the weird habits that we’ll never get. But that’s love, we suppose. 

Women took to Whisper to vent about what they’ll never understand about their significant others. You’ll probably be able to relate:

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