In life, it’s usually the little things that make you the happiest. The other night I was chilling on the couch getting some extra writing done before I went into bed and my wife, out of the blue, whipped up a batch of brownies. She came into the living room with a big bowl of warm brownies topped with vanilla ice cream and her thoughtfulness absolutely floored me.
Something as seemingly insignificant as food matters so much to us. And if you’re in the middle of doing work it’s easy to lose track of time, so when you perk you head up and peak at the clock when your tummy starts to rumble, you realize that you went a few hours without so much as a drink of water.
So if you have lunch waiting for you, and it’s gone, it’s a huge bummer. Which is exactly what happened to this office worker who kept getting their lunch stolen.
They decided they couldn’t take it any longer, so they posted a passive aggressive note about the transgression.
What they didn’t count on, however, was that their sandwich thief completely lacked shame and posted a note of their own.
Which started a veritable, all out, office-note-war.
Human Resources even got involved.
Which didn’t seem to deter the sandwich thief at all.
Which emboldened them even more.
But it looks like Tina from HR got the last laugh.
And the sandwich thief didn’t seem so tough once his identity was discovered.
HR: 1. Sandwich Guy: 0
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My fondest memory ever of a hotel is when I convinced my wife to smoke weed for the first time and we hotboxed the shower at the Borgata, got insanely high, had crazy sex for an hour straight, and then went and destroyed the buffet downstairs.
Good times was an understatement.
It wasn’t good times for whoever had to clean up the room afterwards, and even though hotels are “supposed” to be places where you go all out, that doesn’t mean I didn’t feel bad and a little embarrassed for the hotel employees faced with cleaning up after us.
But as humiliated as I was, I don’t think I can top Chrissy Teigen’s embarrassing story – because she had to face it in real time.
And although Teigen gets half-naked for a living, it’s kind of different when you’re carrying your baby and fearing for your life during a hectic fire drill.
During the fire drill debacle, Teigen’s mother (@pepperthai2) had some very serious concerns as well.
The whole thing was very disconcerting for Chrissy.
Thankfully, she uploaded a video for her followers, letting them know her and her mom were OK.
Even supermodels don’t like fire drills.
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