These 3-Piece Animal Rings Let You Rock Your Favorite Wildlife In Style

I’m not the biggest fan of jewelry. I find it kind of useless to deck yourself out in a bunch of little trinkets and stuff for seemingly no reason. Yeah, I guess it looks nice and all that, but the idea of having a bunch of superfluous stuff hanging off of me is annoying enough. I don’t even like wearing too many clothes, let alone hanging a bunch of metal or leather off my body that doesn’t need to be there.

However, I’ll concede that there are some people who can rock a good piece of jewelry and make it look amazing. But most of that is because the person rocking said jewelry is responsible for it being so awesome.

With these cool 3-piece animal rings, however, I don’t think you need to be cool at all. Hell, you could be Jon Lovitz from The Wedding Singer and they’d still look good.

Like this sleepy little sloth just chilling on your finger. “Ayo, don’t move them digits, B.”

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These adjustable enamel rings were designed by Mary Lou Bangkok and cost around $ 120 a piece. You can check out her entire collection on her site here.

There’s “You gonna eat that?” Cheetah.

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And, “I don’t give a Fox what you think” Fox.

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And who could forget, “Yo, is there a lion around?!” Zebra?

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“Mr. Dismembered” Flamingo is more than happy to chill out on your hand.

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And just in time for the holidays, “Santa abuses us” Reindeer.

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These aren’t the official names of these products, in case you thought I was being entirely serious – because I wasn’t.

Doesn’t change the fact that they’re pretty awesome, though.

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This Dog Had No Chill Upon Seeing Her Favorite Toy Come To Life

Perhaps the thing that makes dogs so goddamn pure is the fact that they’re so easy to please. Some love, walks, treats, and belly rubs are all they require for a completely blissful existence (is your heart hurting already?). 

So, when you go above and beyond for your dog, their excitement goes THROUGH THE ROOF, and it’s a wonderful thing to witness. One such moment is circulating all over the Internet and one pup is getting her moment of viral fame. 

Meet Jolene, a lovable (and newly Instafamous) Golden Retriever living in Modesto, California. 

She likes dressing up. 

And she loves her toys. 

But nothing could prepare Jolene for the excitement she felt upon seeing a life-sized version of her favorite Gumby toy. 

At first, Jolene isn’t sure what to make of the whole situation, but once she recognizes the smell of her human inside the Gumby suit, she absolutely NO CHILL. So, of course, she tackles Gumby to ground for lots of hugs and wrestles. 

Jolene’s mom Emily Crisp originally shared the video to Facebook on Thursday night — and it’s been viewed nearly 5 million times since. 

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The video has also been posted to Facebook and Twitter, where people can’t get enough of Jolene’s sheer happiness. 

…How can you not watch this video over and over again? If only we could all make our dogs this happy with Halloween costumes.

We hope Jolene had the best cuddle session of all time with her two Gumbies.  

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