The truth isn’t always stranger than fiction but in these cases, it totally is.
You gotta make a buck where you can, when you can.
Hey, his intention was to be a hero.
“I don’t understand, that punch would’ve laid out any other toddler!” – Definitely not what the woman said.
Hey, in case you’re wondering what this “white privilege” stuff is that everyone’s talking about, that’s it.
“Yeah Dad I just need to go and…uhh…open a bank account.” (minutes later, panting) “Sorry, the lines were long and I uhh…just got my period.”
Sounds like my worst nightmare.
Eggs just aren’t the same without it.
Upon further review, they’ve also decided to consider renaming the following other plays: ethnic cleansing, the jewel of Europe, and Make America Great Again.
All this triggering has got me triggered.
Those pigeons are notoriously shifty. The way they peck at bread? Two words: morse code.
It’s fool poop! I mean, proof.
If you’re not going bald, then you won’t understand.
Yeah you do.
I mean, meat is important for the development of certain brain and connective tissues…
One of the most Canadian headlines ever written,
That’s not true! I’ve moonwalked a couple of times and I’ve never…well…just a couple of times…huh…
Judge: “I have multiple verdicts to read to you.”
Counsel: “We’d like to hear them.”
Judge: “What, these verdicts?”
Judge: “These? In my hand?”
Counsel: “Yes! These!”
Judge: “Deez NUTS!”
Counsel: “….it’s not funny when you do it.”
Judge: “Defendant sentenced to death by electric chair.”
Counsel: “It’s a parking ticket!”
Judge: (mumbling, shuffling papers) “…deez nuts.”
You’re supposed to do drugs before you go to the zumba.
He shall be avenged.
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