Some Nerd Got Fouled so Hard in a Game of Basketball, He Actually Called the Cops

Some Nerd Got Fouled so Hard in a Game of Basketball, He Actually Called the Cops

There have been a lot of petty people in the news recently calling the cops on folks for doing the most frivolous of things.

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It seems like there’s a never-ending list of nonsensical reasons people are using as an excuse to call the popo.

But this one definitely has to be one of the nerdiest—because the amount of self-delusion you must live with, along with the gallons of pride you have to swallow in order to carry this out, is purely unfathomable.

A man actually called the cops because he felt he was fouled too hard in a game of basketball.

Yes. The grown man, who can be seen in the black clothes talking to the police above, is trying to explain, with a straight face, that the good-faith rules of the game were violated so harshly that law enforcement needed to be called. That, and the fact that the tax dollars spent on cops’ time, should be devoted to hearing his grievances.

The look on the man’s face in blue pretty much sums it all up.

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Twitter user @_togs relayed the events that led up to this ridiculous moment.

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It all started with a game of basketball. A hard pick (defensive move) sends the man to the floor. It happens all the time, it’s part of the game. You get back up, and if you feel like it was a dirty foul, you speak up about it.

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This guy, however, got up and threatened to call the cops. Which everyone else probably thought was a joke.

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Until they realized that no, this man is actually that petty.

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The man with the sleeves was the individual who set up the screen that sent the dude in black to the floor.

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When the cops did arrive and address the mess they were presented with, they were clearly not happy to be there.

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They left without taking any action against anybody (I wonder why) and nothing was resolved. Except for the fact that everyone knows to never play basketball with this dude ever again. God forbid you don’t let him score on you and you’ll have the cops running over to the gym.

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The worst part is that the foul wasn’t even that bad. Screens are screens—if you bump into someone, you will fall down.

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People began noticing similarities between his expression and the expressions of other famed petty cop callers.

Someone even captured video of the incident, so you can see the lameness in all its petty glory.

Unbelievable.

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Guy Learns The Hard Way Why You Should Never Body Shame A Woman On Twitter

Leyton Mokgerepi probably thought he was creating a relatable meme when he tweeted this:

What ended up happening, however, was the complete opposite. People immediately ostracized him online for posting a fat joke at another woman’s expense. A woman, who, actually looks pretty darn good in her photo, if you ask me. And most importantly, of course, is that women don’t have to meet any one standard of beauty, and don’t exist just for other people to find them attractive.

Something that other Twitter users were quick to point out as well.

And as it turns out, because the internet is a place full of cats and karma, and in this case, boatloads of karma, the woman in the photo Leyton tried shaming came out, on the record, that she in fact doesn’t like him.

He tried to save face after her post by calling her, “Girlfriend Goals.”

But it was clear for all to see it was a feeble attempt, so Twitter reminded him of how badly he was dragged.

Her tweet even caught the attention of some celebs.

At the end of it all, @Thickleeyonce was floored by the positive response people had for her after Leyton’s initial attempt to shame her.

So the next time you try to body shame someone online, remember: you might just get dragged.

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This College Student Went Viral For Having A Last Name That's Hard To Wedding Hashtag

Fear of not being able to have an adorable wedding hashtag is real, and the sum of those fears is here. I present: college student Steven Kleinschmidt. 

Kleinschmidt joins me and many other cursed souls in having a last name that doesn’t exactly conjure romance.

But other Twitter users started thinking up some actually ingenious hashtags. 

Including lots of “smitten” puns, which Kleinschmidt told BuzzFeed were his favorite. “Everything else was clever but nothing you’d ever really use for a wedding hashtag,” he said. 

What, Steven, you don’t think these would make good wedding hashtags? 

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32 Animals Taking A Break Because Being An Animal Is Hard

I used to have a dog that would sleep for around twenty hours a day. The remaining four hours were spent looking for a good space to sleep. He would normally settle for the same spot where he always slept. 

My family and I would always wonder what he was doing that was so exhausting. Being a dog sounds like a pretty sweet gig. 

As it turns out all animals need to sleep. (Who could have guessed?) So we have collected some of the best sleepers. Please enjoy. I am going to take a nap.   

  1. This big boy who just has an big day

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  2. These friends who are ready to call it a night

    My day is made

  3. This exhausted mom

    Mamma doggo does a love on her puppers

  4. Who says calves can’t be cute?

    Calf falling asleep on lap

  5. Being born is hard work

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  6. Dreaming of High Fives

  7. Small hamster. Big dreams.

  8. This bean bag chair is mine by right of sleep

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  9. No. No more playing today.

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  10. A very cozy sleeper

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  11. This book makes a good blanket

    Bored Panda

  12. Always forward

    Lubbz

  13. A recipe for disaster

    xDaniPhantomx

  14. A very sleepy muse

    Bored Panda

  15. We all get tired after eating

    Bored Panda

  16. Just rotate the room 90 degrees

    Vapinlikeafool

  17. Nailed it

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  18. They’ll never find me here

    alkynesofthings

  19. Ugh, just carry me

    Hollis J. Works

  20. Exercise is hard

    kpetey15

  21. City life is exhausting

    joecooool418

  22. Drink your squirrel

    Paul Williams

  23. Puss in boots

    kitschdelaney

  24. A perfect bed

    Fire_Above_Ice_Below

  25. It is like they were made for each other

    Theron Humphrey

  26. This can’t be comfortable

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  27. This is not a toy

    Titangil

  28. This kitty recovering from surgery

    cutest paw

  29. This cat doubling as a T-Shirt design

    cutest paw

  30. Sleepy Hot Dog

    cutest paw

  31. Who needs bunk beds?

    cutest paw

  32. A fluffy, sleepy pretzel

    cutest paw

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People Share Why They Got Fired And Some Of Them Are Hard To Sympathize With

Getting fired from a job is pretty serious…sometimes.  People took to Twitter to share their stories once the #GotFiredBecause hashtag emerged.  

While some were serious, many were able to joke about it since they were probably tweeting from the comfort of their new job’s work desk.  Let’s hope HR doesn’t decide to check in.

He might have a case here:

Some didn’t meet the prerequisites for the hashtag, but participated anyway:

This guy decided to expose a trade secret:

Going to have to side with management on this one:

That’s two for management:

Pokemon Master is a real job, isn’t it?

Uh oh:

I actually replaced the person that did this at my last job:

It’s all about who you know, after all:

A warning for everyone else today:

I thought everyone used hotels for this:

Only on Fridays:

You should’ve started it with, “No offense, but…”

Freaking leg prisons:

Three for Management:

That’s like, your opinion man:

To be fair, once you go past 2, 6 is the next logical point to stop:

This guy is officially the worst:

They were probably scrubs anyway:

Failed for not taking any probably:

Need to get those shades with the eyeballs painted on from the zoo:

It’s like Highlander, but with two weeks paid vacation:

¯_(ツ)_/¯

You were too good for that place anyway:

But ultimately:

Where you ever fired for an absurd reason? 

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