Sammi Won't Be Returning To MTV's Jersey Shore Reunion–And Now We Know Why

The Jersey Shore is returning to TV, with everyone on it a little older and a little wiser. But it will probably still be an entertaining TV show:

But announcements about the returning cast had fans baffled. Where was Sammi Sweetheart on the list?

Well, according toUS Weekly, Sammi is living her best life as a person who already got rich off her first reality TV show and was not interested in subjecting herself to the drama again, especially in regards to her ex, Ronnie.

“Everyone was invited to come on the show but Sammi was the only one who didn’t want to. A big reason for that was because she didn’t want to be around Ronnie,” said a source. “She has been enjoying her life off of TV and didn’t want to change that.”

That totally makes sense, and kudos to her, but everyone is still really, really disappointed that the show’s central drama would be missing from the reboot:

Ronnie responded with surprising respect in a statement:

“I made a decision and she made a decision, there’s nothing I can really say about that,” he told TooFab. “It’s something she chose to do and it’s her choice. So you know, as someone who was around her forever, you gotta respect that. We all respect that and we just wish her the best. If she’s happy and she’s in an amazing place, God bless her, and we all really do just wish her the best and nothing but good things for her.”

Okay. Very mature. But…but:

Who will tell Ronnie to stop?!

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Sand Sculptors Roast Chris Christie For Closing Down New Jersey Beaches

His response to people who criticized him for it? That maybe they should “run for governor” to enjoy perks of a state sponsored home on beachfront property. Yes, seriously.

And on July 4th, after the 3-day state shutdown initiated by Christie, two New Jersey sand sculptors decided to commemorate the viral photo of Christie chilling at the beach with this amazing work of sand art.

Complete with a “Beach Closed” sign etched into the side, the lounging Christie sand statue set off a new wave of memes.

The back of the sculpture held a surprise, too.

The attention to detail has to be admired, from the enormous butt-crack, to the masterful capture of Christie’s face when he realized there was a drone snapping photos of him and his family doing something many consider to be extremely unethical.

The sculpture unfortunately didn’t last that long. Hours later, someone had destroyed it and replaced Christie’s upper body with a large smiley face and what looked like a bit of a starfish. Thanks to the Internet though, nothing is ever really gone, and the bloated sand sculpture of the Governor’s latest scandal will forever be recorded in the annals of Internet history. (h/t nbc new york)

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