Everyone Is Laughing At Guy Who Stared At Girl's Honey Buns Too Long

Wes, or @foxmccloud82, is a Twitter user who has a very awkward way with the ladies. He recently shared a conversation with a woman from his class—it seems like they have been assigned as partners for a project, and she’s a little suspicious of his interest in her:

According to the text exchange, she thinks he was giving her the eyes in class even though he’s got “a girl.” 

He has denied it with the strongest language and with the weirdest excuse: he was just looking at her honey buns. 

Ahh, the old Honey Bun Excuse. Well, he makes a compelling case.

At the very least, this story is extremely relatable. Everyone has salivated over a honey bun in their life:

Personally, I don’t think anyone owes you a honey bun. If I see someone walk in with three, I assume it’s because they need three. I don’t need to know why. But folks are still offended on his behalf:

Though some are genuinely curious about his actual girlfriend. What does she think about this story?

Wes is famous, regardless of how true his story was, and no one has thought about honey buns this much in ages. Great viral marketing campaign:

Wes seems to not exactly have the smoothest way with the ladies, in general.

Maybe he should consider handing out pastries?

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Mom Points Gun At Barber When Son's Haircut Takes Too Long

Mom Points Gun At Barber When Son’s Haircut Takes Too Long

We’ve all had a hairdresser or barber take for-freaking-ever when cutting our hair.

Look, I like idle conversation as much as the next person, but some haircutters take it to a whole new level. If I’ve been sitting in a chair for more than 40 minutes, especially with the little bit of hair I’ve got left, then you’re pretty bad at your job. Even worse are the barbers who don’t say anything and still take forever. Which can make a 45 minute haircut seem like some kind of insufferable pilgrimage through salon purgatory.

And as much as I hate waiting in the barber shop chair for extended periods of time, I can say with full confidence I don’t hate it as much as this woman.

Because she pulled a gun on a barber when her son was sitting in his chair for too long.

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Police are on the lookout for the woman who allegedly got pissed off that her son’s barber was taking their sweet old time clipping his hair. So much so, that she whipped a gun out on them.

“I got two clips. I’ll pop you!” the woman screamed as the barber cut her child’s hair. 

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The victim finished cutting the child’s hair and then the suspect left the barber shop with both of her children.

That’s right, this woman is a mother to two children.

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If you’ve got any information that can lead to the identification or arrest of this woman, contact the police. (h/t cleveland19)

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