People Are Losing Their Minds Over Starbucks' Newest Secret Purple Drink

In a world of uncertainties, there are a few constants: gravity, DJ Khaled’s Snapchats, and people going insane over the newest “secret” Starbucks drink. But long gone are the days of freaking out over Starbucks’ Pink Drink on Instagram. Indeed, the Pepto-Bismol  strawberry acai and coconut milk beverage has been overshadowed by a shiny, new, not-so-secret secret drink. 

The Internet’s newest obsession is the #PurpleDrink.

This disgustingly delicious Instagram sensation is a mix of passion fruit iced tea with soy milk, vanilla syrup, and blackberries.

Everyone has taken to Instagram to share their obsession with the world. 

Twitter has also voiced its support. 

Because #PinkDrink is so four weeks ago. 

And for those of you who have been living under a rock, here’s what you need to know about the secret menu. 

Starbucks actually has a menu of “secret drinks” online that has over two hundred recipes, including Snickerdoodle Frappuccino, Peach Cobbler Frappuccino, and Samoa Cookie Frappuccino. For those of you looking to start your day with a delicious kick of diabetes. 

…Now go spend your hard earned money on it. We await all the purple drank jokes to come. 

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26 People Share The Absolute Worst Reasons They Had Sex With Someone

We’ve all had some pretty shallow reasons as to why we had sex with someone. For lots of guys, they want to break the “dry spell” after a breakup. Sometimes you just like their hair, or think that they’re impersonation of Crang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is on point (guilty).

We’re usually not proud of these reasons and oftentimes we’d be horrified if anyone found out. But thanks to the wonder of the internet we can enjoy a little thing called anonymity.

And since not everyone in the world is a super-hacker, and since many of us are not even worthy of being hacked, people are ready and willing to share their deepest, shallowest secrets: like the worst reason why they ever had sex with someone. Thanks to Reddit, we can see these gloriously cringeworthy reasons by people kind enough to share.

  1. Tired of arguing.

  2. *Shrug*.

  3. Never for pity.

  4. BAD IDEA. BAD IDEA.

  5. That’s one way to get over a breakup.

  6. Hamburger helper.

  7. Surprise nudes.

  8. Tale as old as time.

  9. The consolation.

  10. Big mis-STEAK.

  11. Spur-of-the-moment present.

  12. Hat trick.

  13. Jumping bones.

  14. Oh my God.

  15. Tacos.

  16. Suicide screw.

  17. Idiocy.

  18. The Uncanny X-Men.

  19. Too tired to blow.

  20. Nice guys sometimes win.

  21. Sadly, all too common.

  22. Waiting for a miracle.

  23. Innkeeping.

  24. Rude if you didn’t.

  25. Tag-along.

  26. Challenge accepted.

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