This Woman Came Up With The Perfect Prank For When A Guy Asks You To 'Send Nudes'

You know how it is when you’re having a nice text conversation with someone you have a crush on or are just starting to date. Or maybe some Internet stranger who slides into your DMs. They all make the same demand.

“NUDES,” they cry. They want pictures of your naked body and feel completely entitled to having them. There’s certainly nothing wrong with sharing some sexy pics with someone if that’s your jam, but the sheer number of dudes who ask makes it seem like they’re all involved in some sort of scavenger hunt. It’s annoying.

Twitter user @saucynatt shared her own solution to the Send Nudes request, posting a conversation with some unsuspecting, but eager, fellow in which she just kept writing, “Attachment: 1 Image” over and over rather than sending a file. Much to his disappointment, nothing resembling a naked woman appeared:

It really worked a bunch of times:

The tweet went viral, and it’s apparently not that uncommon to mess with men whose brains are deadened by their desire to see digital areola. There were other pranks in the replies; some suggested the download that will never download:

Or the message that never sends:

But most just complimented her on the extremely good troll:

There’s nothing that seems to stop men asking for nudes, so at least enjoy the troll.

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This Girl Replaced All Her Family's Photos With Perfect Replicas Starring Their Dog

It’s summer, and there isn’t much to do. As former children, we all know there’s only enough entertainment to keep you busy for the first few weeks of summer break. After that, it’s up to you to make some fun. Just take this Twitter user Marissa Hooper as an example.

The 21-year-old student decided to reshoot all the family photos that were on display around the house and replace all her family members with her dog, Dixie.

Marissa swapped out her older sister’s kindergarten yearbook photo, a vintage black-and-white picture of her grandmother, and her own graduation photo with hilarious recreations featuring Dixie.

Her mom, Kathryn, told BuzzFeed that it took a few weeks for her to notice that the photos were being replaced. “It was kind of embarrassing,” she said. Eventually, a friend who was hanging out at the house pointed it out to her. “I don’t want people thinking that’s what I do in my spare time,” she added. 

Twitter found it hilarious, of course. 

Since the tweet went viral, Marissa has started an Instagram account for all of Dixie’s fans. 

We all need to steal this idea. 

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Little Boy Who Was Bullied For Wearing Make-Up Gets A Perfect Gift From Ellen

Little Boy Who Was Bullied For Wearing Make-Up Gets A Perfect Gift From Ellen

Reuben de Maid is a 12-year-old boy from Wales who has quite a set of pipes. He made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show last week in full-face glam make-up and did something very few adults would be brave enough to do on live TV—belt out “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” from Dreamgirls

Reuben, who has a small but dedicated YouTube following, started out singing on his karaoke machine. He attracted enough attention to earn an appearance on Little Big Shots, hosted by Steve Harvey. When asked where he got a beautiful voice, he very sweetly told Ellen, “I think it just came from the inside.” And practice, he admits. Reuben also does all his own make-up and has been doing it since he was about 8.

Ellen asked if he wears make-up to school, and Reuben said he does. She asked if he was bullied and Reuben explained that he was bullied for a few months. “In my drama group, I used to get hit, punched, and kicked,” he said, “After two months, I tried to brush it off, but brushing it off doesn’t work. So I stood up to them and I told my mom.” Reuben got moved to a new school and has found his new classmates far more accepting. As they should be, because Reuben is a star:

Ellen congratulated him, saying, “Well, good for you for not stopping being who you are, that’s really tough.”  She added, “And you look fantastic.”

Later Ellen asked what he wants to be when he grows up, and to the audience’s pleasure he said “a Kardashian,” explaining that he’d like to have his own make-up brand, website, and YouTube channel with his sister. Luckily, Ellen set him up with exactly what he needs to make his dreams come true, including a make-up set, a new computer, and a backdrop with the whole Kardashian brood to stand behind him. Reuben’s excitement was hard to capture:

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But I think we will have a lot more of Reuben to look forward to if he was able to accomplish this much before he even got his own box light.

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Mother Explains The Perfect Way To Break The News About Santa To Kids

Sooner or later the truth has to come out. You know, about the really old guy that manages to somehow delivers presents to every house in the world in a few hours. I had a friend who still believed in Santa when she as 12 years old.

So obviously it can be difficult for some parents to break the truth to their kids. So mother Charity Hutchinson recently decided to share an amazing way she recently learned to break the whole thing down with minimum tears.

“In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit.”

“When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being, that means the child is ready.”

“I take them out “for coffee” at the local wherever. We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is made:”

“‘You sure have grown an awful lot this year. Not only are you taller, but I can see that your heart has grown, too. [ Point out 2-3 examples of empathetic behavior, consideration of people’s feelings, good deeds etc, the kid has done in the past year]. In fact, your heart has grown so much that I think you are ready to become a Santa Claus’.”

“‘You probably have noticed that most of the Santas you see are people dressed up like him. Some of your friends might have even told you that there is no Santa. A lot of children think that, because they aren’t ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE.'”

“‘Tell me the best things about Santa. What does Santa get for all of his trouble? [lead the kid from “cookies” to the good feeling of having done something for someone else]. Well, now YOU are ready to do your first job as a Santa!””

“Make sure you maintain the proper conspiratorial tone.”

“We then have the child choose someone they know–a neighbor, usually. The child’s mission is to secretly, deviously, find out something that the person needs, and then provide it, wrap it, deliver it–and never reveal to the target where it came from. Being a Santa isn’t about getting credit, you see. It’s unselfish giving.”

“My oldest chose the ‘witch lady’ on the corner. She really was horrible–had a fence around the house and would never let the kids go in and get a stray ball or Frisbee. She’d yell at them to play quieter, etc–a real pill. He noticed when we drove to school that she came out every morning to get her paper in bare feet, so he decided she needed slippers. So then he had to go spy and decide how big her feet were. He hid in the bushes one Saturday, and decided she was a medium. We went to Kmart and bought warm slippers. He wrapped them up, and tagged it ‘merry Christmas from Santa.’ After dinner one evening, he slipped down to her house, and slid the package under her driveway gate. The next morning, we watched her waddle out to get the paper, pick up the present, and go inside. My son was all excited, and couldn’t wait to see what would happen next. The next morning, as we drove off, there she was, out getting her paper–wearing the slippers. He was ecstatic. I had to remind him that NO ONE could ever know what he did, or he wouldn’t be a Santa.”

“Over the years, he chose a good number of targets, always coming up with a unique present just for them. One year, he polished up his bike, put a new seat on it, and gave it to one of our friend’s daughters. These people were and are very poor. We did ask the dad if it was ok. The look on her face, when she saw the bike on the patio with a big bow on it, was almost as good as the look on my son’s face.”

“When it came time for Son #2 to join the ranks, my oldest came along, and helped with the induction speech. They are both excellent gifters, by the way, and never felt that they had been lied to–because they were let in on the Secret of Being a Santa.”

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21 Perfect Gifts For The Whiskey Drinker In Your Life

As the temperature continues to drop this winter, why not keep warm with America’s greatest beverage — whiskey?

This holiday season, avoid discussing politics or getting trampled in Black Friday stampedes for Apple products… Go with the classic gifts that any whiskey drinker will love. 

Needing some inspiration? Behold:

  1. Whiskey-Infused Coffee

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    Why not combine your two favorite things?

  2. Helpful Socks

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    Who wouldn’t want socks that can verbalize what we struggle to say out loud?

  3. A Mini Whiskey Making Kit

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    If you want something done right, do it yourself. Surely, this applies to alcohol?

  4. Irish Whiskey Barrel Wooden Cufflinks

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    Wear your heart (and your interests) on your sleeve.

  5. Whiskey-Scented Candles

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    Your kitchen never smelled better (or more like a bar).

  6. Whiskey Stones

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    Real whiskey drinkers skip don’t do ice cubes.

  7. Whiskey Candy

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    Just keep them away from the kids.

  8. Scotch Lip Balm

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    Soothing and… hydrating?

  9. Whiskey-Flavored Toothpicks

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    If you’re going to indulge in the disgusting habit of tooth-picking, might as well make it taste good. 

  10. Fireball LED Bar Lamps

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    The ultimate college throwback.

  11. A Whiskey Advent Calendar

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    What better way to ring in the Christmas season?

  12. Bourbon Marshmallows

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  13. Whiskey Aftershave

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    So you can smell delicious (and drunk) all day. 

  14. Whiskey Perfume

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    Because whiskey scent is not reserved for men. 

  15. A Whiskey Necklace

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    For chemistry nerds and people with drinking problems.

  16. Barrel Stave Whiskey Flights

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    For all kinds of family fun over the holidays.

  17. A Jack Daniel’s Nightlight

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    Whiskey does help you sleep at night, so it seems like appropriate night light material. 

  18. A Whiskey Barrel Coffee Table

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    …If you’re looking to shell out some serious cash this holiday season.

  19. The Book Of “101 Whiskies To Try Before You Die”

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    We all need life goals. 

  20. An Honest Sign

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    You know it’s true.

  21. A Political Tote

    etsy: whiskeyisland

    It’s important for your family to know where you stand this holiday season. Avoid conflict this way!

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Someone Created A 23-Foot Tall Godzilla Out Of Straw As The Perfect Autumn Ornament

Most people celebrate Fall with pumpkin spice lattes, jackets, and haunted hay rides.

But all that seems like chump-level lameness to the highest degree when you see what this Japanese dude made out of nothing but straw.

I’m talking a 23-foot tall mother-flippin’ Godzilla, baby.

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It was built to celebrate the fall harvest and looks absolutely, positively, freaking awesome.

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Because if you’re going to celebrate the arrival of pumpkins and squash and whatever the hell else you reap in Autumn, you better do it right.

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And it doesn’t get any more right than building a huge straw monument to the king of the monsters himself.

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Now I know what you’re thinking: you want to attach a gas line to his mouth and light it so Strawzilla appears to be breathing fire.

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All that fire near highly flammable straw is a bad idea…but thanks to the magic of electricity…

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This celebratory fall monster monument can look even more terrifyingly awesome at night.

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Why does Japan get all of the cool stuff?

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Woman Has Perfect Response After Boyfriend Cancels A Booty Call

Preparing for a date can take hours. There’s a lot of shaving and exfoliation that needs to be done. So when someone suddenly cancels on you, it seems like a lot of wasted time.

Imgur user  recently shared the text conversation she had with her boyfriend when he cancelled plans with her. It’s pretty damn hilarious. 

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We give them two more weeks, tops. That face did seem to remind one commenter of someone, though…

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Aussies Are Trolling Politicians Via iMessage, And It's Perfect

Aussies Are Trolling Politicians Via iMessage, And It's Perfect
Bravo, Australia. Bravo. This is the best troll of pollies I've yet seen. Politicians who have their public Australian Parliament House email addresses linked to their iMessage accounts have been receiving iMessages all day from citizens who figured …
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For whom the bell trolls
She says, “I very rarely use the term trolling to describe online harassment, as trolling makes it sound as if this is just about an erratic individual, while really much of the abuse that happens on the Internet is a reflection of larger structures of …
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