This Black Guy Posted A 'Guess Who's Coming Dinner Service' On Craigslist And It's Hilarious

The holidays are great and I absolutely love this time of year, but even I am sick and tired of people who ask the same old boring family questions.

What are you doing with your life? Are you seeing anyone? How’s your job going? Et cetera, et cetera. It’s even worse when you’ve got an annoyingly traditional family that’s borderline backwards.

Well if you wished there was a way to get back at them and mess with them real good this Holiday season, then you may want to take up Wesley Peterson on his “Guess who’s coming to dinner” family service.

People were cracking up at Peterson’s post.

Others think he’s worth way more than a holiday hire.

But the real question is: did anyone take Peterson up on his offer?

Here’s hoping someone did. Hell, I’m married and not a white woman from a borderline racist family and I want to take him up on his offer.

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Lady Gaga Just Posted The Saddest Instagram About Her Breakup With Taylor Kinney

To add to the depressing celebrity drama of the week, Lady Gaga proved that we’re all going to die alone— because if she can’t make love work, none of us can. 

For those of you who live under a rock and proudly proclaim that you don’t follow any celebrities, Gaga and fiancé Taylor Kinney have gone their separate ways. The two met back in 2011 on the music video set of Gaga’s song “You & I” (Kinney played the love interest, obviously) and got engaged on Valentine’s Day of 2016. 

The trailblazer in meat-themed fashion didn’t say much about the breakup publicly until now. Grab the tissues. 

She posted this photo of the couple to Instagram with a tear jerker of a caption.

Taylor and I have always believed we are soulmates.

Just like all couples we have ups and downs, and we have been taking a break.

We are both ambitious artists, hoping to work through long-distance and complicated schedules to continue the simple love we have always shared.

Please root us on. We’re just like everybody else and we really love each other.

Remember when they were happy??

Does true love even exist?

According to the ever-reliable rumor mill, the two broke up in early July and Gaga hasn’t been wearing her ring. 

…We’ll just be here with a gallon of Ben & Jerry’s. 

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