You Don't Need Special Glasses To Read These Very Funny Eclipse Tweets

The Great American Eclipse is happening NOW, people (or it already happened. I don’t know when you’re reading this!). And the great thing about this eclipse is that while in the past, people had to just go “wow” at how beautiful it all is, now we can livetweet the eclipse for all our friends, for it is 2017 and America is already great.

And yeah, the eclipse is stunning, but not even as much as this joke, let’s be real.

Or all the Twilight jokes.

Or when people noticed how weird all this eclipse fashion was. 

Just don’t stare at these tweets too hard.

Happy two-minute magic darkness y’all!

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You Need To Be A Master Of The English Language To Be Able To Read This Entire Poem

As you may often be told if you know anyone who’s had to learn English as a second tongue, our language is a goddamn mess. So much so that in 1922, Dutch poet Gerard Nolste Trenité wrote a poem entitled The Chaos that contains around 800 of our irregularities, and is almost impossible to complete in one take.

Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
   I will teach you in my verse
   Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
   Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
   Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.

Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
   Just compare heart, hear and heard,
   Dies and diet, lord and word.

Sword and sward, retain and Britain
(Mind the latter how it’s written).
   Made has not the sound of bade,
   Saysaid, paypaid, laid but plaid.

Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
   But be careful how you speak,
   Say: gush, bush, steak, streak, break, bleak ,

Previous, precious, fuchsia, via
Recipe, pipe, studding-sail, choir;
   Woven, oven, how and low,
   Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.

Say, expecting fraud and trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,
   Branch, ranch, measles, topsails, aisles,
   Missiles, similes, reviles.

Wholly, holly, signal, signing,
Same, examining, but mining,
   Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
   Solar, mica, war and far.

From “desire”: desirableadmirable from “admire”,
Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier,
   Topsham, brougham, renown, but known,
   Knowledge, done, lone, gone, none, tone,

One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel.
   Gertrude, German, wind and wind,
   Beau, kind, kindred, queue, mankind,

This goes on for a lot longer, so if you’ve managed to make it this far, why not give yourself a rest and leave it to a professional? 

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Joana’s Horde Guide Review – Read This Before Buying a WoW Guide

World of Warcraft guides are easy to come by. There are hundreds of differnt guides available for WoW players; however, not all of them are equal. Some are free, some are cheap, and others cost a bit of money. It can be hard for the average player to pick out a great one. If you’re looking for a good guide, then you must first do a bit of research and read reviews written by other players.

During your research, you’ll probably come across a lot of information about Joana s Horde Leveling Guide. This is what most players consider to be the #1 guide on the net. The first guide was for Horde players who wanted to take their characters to level 60. However, since the release of Wrath of the Lich King game, the guide has been updated with 61-80 information. There is also a Death Knight walkthrough available.

There’s no doubt that this is one of the best WoW guides. It’s no mere e-book that contains the same information as many others on the net. No, this guide has it all: videos, add-ons, interactive features, and more. There are over 35 hours of video footage that show all the secrets of leveling Horde characters. Whether you have a Blood Elf, Undead, Orc, Tauren, or Troll, these videos and manuals will take you from level 1 to 80 in no time at all! Every starter area is thoroughly covered.

One reason why your leveling will go so quickly is because all of your quests will be linked to Allakhazam and Thotbot. You can easily learn where to go and how to get there without having to look for solutions and leaving your game running in the background. You will be shown the shortest distance between any two locations, as well as all the flight paths. You’ll also be guided to all the flight paths without getting lost.

All in all, Joana’s Horde Guide is something that will benefit any WoW player, whether you’ve just started today or a year ago. You’ll never have to worry about getting lost or running out of gold ever again, as these tools, videos, and resources will help you beocme the Elite player you’ve always wanted to be!

Do you want to earn 5,000+ WoW gold in just one week? Do you want to level up your character from 1 – 80 within ten days? You can do so easily by getting yourself Joana’s Horde Guide! No matter what race and class your character is, you can become an elite player and dominate over others with a Top WoW Guide

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