Wendy's Just Roasted McDonald's Over Their Ice Cream Machine And We're On Their Side

Ever wandered into a McDonald’s on a warm summers day for some refreshing ice cream only to be told that the ice cream machine isn’t working? You’re not the only one. In fact, there’s an entire meme that centres around McDonald’s ice cream machines not working…

These are all classics, by the way. 

And now, the fast food joint behind everyone’s favorite Twitter account, Wendy’s, has got in on the action. In a reply to a tweet about Fisher-Price’s McDonald’s Soda Fountain, which includes an ice cream machine, Wendy’s delivered this burn…

Someone needs a visit to the burn unit. This isn’t the first time that the geniuses behind Wendy’s Twitter account have roasted McDonald’s. Here’s a reply to a tweet that McDonald’s corporate account probably didn’t mean to send out…

And Wendy’s also went on the warpath in response to McDonald’s announcement back in March that quarter pounder burgers in the majority of their restaurants will be cooked with fresh beef by mid-2018. 

McDonald’s just can’t catch a break. Social media users seemed to enjoy this latest burn even more that those last two. 

It even made some people hungry. 

For many, the winner was clear. 

This user is even planning McDonald’s funeral. 

Get these people a pay rise. 

Others were just as brutal as the red-haired girl herself. 

Let’s block ads! (Why?)

Distractify

Woman's Side By Side Photos Prove Clothing Sizes Are Meaningless

Women’s clothing sizes are ridiculous, and pretty much a roll of the dice. Men have it pretty easy, dealing with small, medium, or large, while women have varying measurements that don’t really seem to match up between different brands.

Instagram user Mira Hirsch, a body-positive activist from South Africa, knows this pain all too well. While shopping recently, she found two pairs of pants marked the same size, but which had very different results…

And people seem to agree, with the post attracting more than 3,500 likes in 24 hours. Commenters were very supportive:

Let’s block ads! (Why?)

home – Channel RSS

22 Olive Garden Employees Share Their Woes With A Side Of Breadsticks

It’s always scary when you’re getting ready to read the confessions of employees that work at your favorite food establishments. While Olive Garden has been the butt of many Conan jokes, all of their menu options taste great and do so without breaking the bank.

But here you are, reading this, knowing that these anonymous confessions mean that you might have to think twice about going back to your failsafe spot. The good news is that if you treat your servers well, then you most likely have nothing to worry about. Beyond that? Well…go ahead and read.

  1. Tough Love

    I'm a server at Olive Garden and if a table is mean to me then I'll give them hard breadsticks.
  2. If you don’t like that, you should try retail

    I'm a server at Olive Garden. I really, REALLY hate my job. People are so damn rude...
  3. 5 second rule

    I work at Olive Garden. Whenever I drop a breadstick on the floor I pick it right back up and give it to them
  4. Like a stale breadstick

    I'm a server at Olive Garden and i'm great at what I do and super outgoing. But when it comes to talking to women I usually freeze up.
  5. I’ll keep that in mind the next time I want a salad, which is never

    I work at Olive Garden and I would never order a salad from there...our salad bar is disgusting
  6. You get what you pay for

    I'm sorry. As a server at Olive Garden I don't give my best service to high schoolers or undergrads, I've found them never to tip But I also don't ignore them.
  7. The hero we need

    I treat my guests how I wanna be served, politely, drinks stay full and their table is stocked w salad an bread (I work at Olive Garden)
  8. Well fed guests means it was a successful wedding

     I work at olive garden and we had a full on WEDDING with people eating their soup and salad while she walked down the aisle. Romantic.
  9. Does the Super Mario theme count?

    I work at Olive Garden and hear cheesy italian music in my sleep.
  10. Is it opposite day?

    The worst thing about working at olive garden is the unlimited soup and salad
  11. Positive workplace culture is always a perk

    At work I always like to share my food with my coworkers, I work at Olive Garden and we are kind of like a weird family. And you always help out your family.
  12. Two wrongs…

    i work at olive garden and when a customer is rude i drop their food on the floor and spit in it
  13. Pretty sure that’s against the law

    I work at Olive Garden, and none of us get a break. People can only smoke when the manager says so and unlocks the back door for them.
  14. Wasn’t that part of the compensation package?

    I work at Olive Garden and all the servers steal breadsticks and eat them while we wait for your food to be ready.
  15. That’s one way to deal with a job

    I get so high right before work each day. Makes working at Olive Garden worth it.
  16. Some don’t do it for the paycheck

    I work at Olive Garden and whenever people come in for birthdays I always volunteer to sing so that I can make really intense eye contact with the person being sung to and watch as they get super uncomfortable.
  17. Based on how long I waited last time, I’m calling you a liar

    I hate working at Olive Garden!!! People think that you have to treat them like royalty! NO! This is fast food too!!
  18. Reduce, Reuse, Redistribute The Wealth

    I work at Olive Garden. They throw away full bottles of wine at the end of the night if they've been opened. Instead I just take them home with me. #SaveTheWine
  19. I mean if it was untouched…

    I work at Olive Garden and almost anytime someone leaves food at a table, the server and/or busser cleaning it up will eat it
  20. Please do

    I work at Olive Garden and my boss says to not clean used cups
  21. I’ve seen that movie

    Im a waitress at Olive Garden... Sometimes i fart near annoying customers...
  22. Well that sure isn’t a 5-star attitude

    I hate my job. People, please learn, Olive Garden is not 5 star dining. Stop bitching.

Let’s block ads! (Why?)

Distractify

A laugh-riot with 'Funny Side Up'

A laugh-riot with 'Funny Side Up'
It's 8 p.m. and 'Funny Side Up' when a talented youthful comedians take turns ensuring the small book café reverberates with laughter for a good one-and-a-half hours. Apart from taking a humorous and sarcastic look on our everyday lives, communities, …
Read more on The Hindu

Martha Kelly in 'Baskets': Funny, if You're OK With That
I thought it would be funny if the character had just accidentally sat on her own hand and broke it. A lot of Zach's humor is instinctive — knowing something's going to be funny without overthinking it. The cast makes my character seem more vulnerable …
Read more on New York Times

From FUNNY GIRL to SOMETHING ROTTEN!- BWW Readers Pick the Best Shows About
What can we relate to more than a show about our own people and the experiences that we go through regularly? There's nothing like seeing a show about theatre and thinking to yourself, "Yes! I've been there. I've worked with that kind of person.
Read more on Broadway World