Merriam-Webster Just Perfectly Trolled Sexist “Doctor Who” Fans

Merriam-Webster needed only six words to shut down sexistDr. Whofans who complained about the show’s latest casting announcement.

Over the weekend, it was announced that Jodie Whittaker will become the first female Dr. Whoin the 50 year history of the franchise.

Predictably, this ruffled the feathers of some of the show’s less enlightened fans.

On Monday, in response to the sexists complaining about Whittaker’s casting, Merriam-Webster posted this expert level burn to Twitter.

Twitter couldn’t get enough of the dictionary’s on point smack down.

Merriam-Webster even sparked a conversation about gender and language, schooling folks on both sides of theDr. Whodivide.

Come to think of it, dictionary has no gender either but when it comes to sexist Dr. Whofans, this dictionary has Jodie Whittaker’s back!

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Smirnoff Vodka Just Trolled President Trump On A Billboard, And People Love It

We all know that President Trump and his administration may have a few… shady Russian ties.

Everyone’s a joker when it comes to Trump’s Russia problem. Be you a Twitter celebrity, a YouTuber, a late night comedian, or Sue over in accounting, you’ve no doubt got a joke or two up your sleeve-ski.

Well, we can now add Smirnoff brand vodka to the list of Trump’s trolls.

Perhaps they’re blasting Trump because he is notoriously known for not drinking alcohol? Who could say?

The Smirnoff ad features a bottle of their vodka and a tin cup that looks to be holding a delicious and refreshing Moscow Mule beverage. This, by the way, happens to be one of our favorite drinks! Give one a try.

The ad says, quite simply:

“Made In America. But we’d be happy to talk about our ties to Russia under oath.”

Woof! That slight burns just about as much as a Moscow Mule with a bit too much ginger beer.

The people of Twitter, of course, were positively pleased with this discovery.

Shady? You betcha. Delightful? Absolutely.

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The Office Of Government Ethics Trolled Trump Over His Famous “Loyalty Dinner” WIth Comey

The Office Of Government Ethics Trolled Trump Over His Famous “Loyalty Dinner” WIth Comey

The Office of Government Ethics appeared to have had enough with  Trump after he asked for the ousted FBI Director James Comey’s ‘loyalty’  at a private dinner.

So when the independent agency under the jurisdiction of the  president tweeted about ‘loyalty,’ many couldn’t help but wonder if it  was a direct jab.The tweet appeared to school the president. “Public service is a public trust, requiring employees to place loyalty to the Constitution, the laws, and ethical principles above private gain.”

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The Internet seemed to enjoy the direct aim of the public service announcement.

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President Trump was trolled by a government agency before. Remember the  National Parks Services’ tweet of the side-by-side chart of Trump’s and  Obama’s inauguration attendances?

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This also wasn’t the first time the ethics agency skewered the  president. Obama appointee and head of the agency Walter Shuab  criticized Trump’s plan to separate himself from his business as “wholly  inadequate.” Shaub said, “Stepping back from running his business is meaningless from a conflict of interest perspective.”

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White House press secretary Sean Spicer denied claims that the president  ever asked for James Comey’s loyalty. But Spicer was most likely behind  some shrubbery when that conversation transpired.

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According to Comey’s account of the ‘loyalty’ conversation a week after Trump’s inauguration, the then-FBI director told the NY Times that he could only give Mr. Trump ‘honesty’ and did not pledge loyalty. And we all know what happened a few months later.

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This Grocery Store Trolled A Woman After She Went On A Hilarious Rant About Vegan Cheese

In case you haven’t seen the YouTube videos of their meltdowns, here’s an important fact to remember: vegans don’t eat cheese. So, in order to accommodate a variety of diets, the UK-based supermarket chain Sainsbury’s began carrying a line of coconut milk-based vegan cheese. 

It sounds a little gross, but no big deal, right? WRONG. 

One woman was NOT about to be duped by manipulative marketing techniques calling vegan cheese “cheese,” so she took to the chain’s Facebook page to speak her mind. 

Get ready:

CHEESE.

If you’re going to be a vegan don’t call your vegan cheese BECAUSE IT’S NOT CHEESE!!!!! As a real cheese fan myself it’s really annoyed me that Sainsbury’s have brought out a “Vegan Cheese” made with COCONUTS. CHEESE IS NOT MADE WITH COCONUTS. Call it Gary or something don’t call it Cheese because IT’S NOT CHEESE!!!!!! Just to recap, in case you have forgotten — cheese is a delicious food made mostly from the milk of cows but also other animals including sheep, goats, buffalo, reindeer, camels and yaks. Around 4000 years ago people have started to breed animals and process their milk. That’s when the cheese was born. So Sainburys can F off. Go enjoy your cheese less life. Don’t try to make up a substitute cheese and call it cheese because it’s not and you’ve decided your way of life. It’s ridiculous that they’ve used the word cheese!!! Don’t come to my Cheese and Wine Parties if you’re going to eat COCONUT CHEESE. (If you’re allergic to cheese I feel for you) If you’re a Vegan because you’ve chosen to be and not that you’re allergic I’m not interested in your views about vegan cheese or that ‘eating products from animals is bad.’

TBH, we sort of agree a little because NOTHING RUINS WINE AND CHEESE PARTIES LIKE VEGANS WITH THEIR FAKE COCONUT CHEESE. Cheese which we will now refer to only as “Gary or something.”

Attention all vegans: go enjoy your cheeseless life. You and your substitutes are dead to us. Your beliefs are invalid and no one likes you

Sainsbury’s, our new favorite UK-based supermarket chain, decided to take their dissatisfied customer’s concerns seriously and announced their new line of Gary. 

Quality customer service is not dead. 

Now the whole Gary thing is catching on everywhere… Because vegans, despite being no fun at wine and cheese parties, actually have a sense of humor. 

So, we hope everyone will oblige and accept the name change. Besides, “cheese” was sooo 2015. 

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