Chrissy Teigen Trolls John Legend For Pretending To Be Something He's Not In Photograph

Love somebody long enough and you get to make fun of them. That’s kind of the point of marriage, right?

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have been together for over a decade, and she’s earned the right to give her man hell. It just so happened that the latest reason was baseball. John attended the World Series with fashion photographer Mike Rosenthal, and though neither bleed Dodger blue, they can afford some decent seats. 

The World Series is in Los Angeles, and fan of the sport or no, it’s still a pretty big deal. Therefore one doesn’t need to be a superfan to get excited when the Dodgers do something well, which I assume is what predicated this photograph.

“What sport! What merriment! Achievements thus lay bare the might of mankind!” they allegedly said.

Is that like a high fifteen? Regardless, she got ’em good. Delightful.

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Man Trolls Police For Taking Part In Gay Pride—And It Immediately Backfired

Wales held their annual Pride weekend, Pride Cymru, over the weekend. Thousands attended the events in Cardiff, which featured a faith tent for the first time, with people from different religious backgrounds celebrating their place in the LGBTQ community. Worship was also led by a bishop for the first time. 

Among the more than 100 organizations that took part in the parade was the Wales Air Ambulance, who sent their mascot to join the events alongside the mascot of South Wales Police. 

Police officer Rich Lewis took to Twitter to share a photo of the two…

But not everyone was impressed. 

So Wales Air Ambulance decided to reply with the obvious…

You can feel the heat from that burn from miles away. And most of Twitter could feel the burn, too…

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Best Man Trolls Groom By Reading His PornHub Search History During Wedding Speech

Best Man Trolls Groom By Reading His PornHub Search History During Wedding Speech

When one sits down to write a best man or maid of honor speech, the task can be a little intimidating. 

These speeches tend to be an important part of the wedding reception, so the speakers want to make sure that they are heartfelt, and memorable. Usually the speeches tell embarrassing stories or fond memories of days gone by. 

Thom, the best man at Danny Hodgetts’s wedding, decided to take his speech to a whole new level. 

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In fact Thom partnered with porn site Pornhub, to create a hilarious trip down memory lane of his Pornhub experience. 

Watch the video below: 

The video starts with a message from Aria, a representative of Pornhub.

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She starts by reminiscing of days gone by. “We’ve been with you for years now,” she says. “Witnessing all your varying phases.” 

Here were two of her favorites: 

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“Danny, your stamina and loyalty is very much appreciated,” Aria says. She confesses that all of the girls are “gutted” to hear he is getting married. 

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She also goes on to prove his loyalty by saying that through his travels he has enjoyed their website “in the most countries worldwide.”

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Aria makes sure to ease his worry by saying that Pornhub has saved all of his personal favorites from their website. 

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Aria congratulates the bride and groom and lets them know that Pornhub has a gift for them as well. Pornhub knows his wife can’t travel everywhere with him, so they have offered him a premium membership whenever he travels. 

She responded to the groom’s tweet with a word of congratulations and a link to the original video:

As you might expect, Thom’s speech was a hit with the wedding party and guests. 

He told Refinery29:

“Everyone at the wedding loved it. My friend’s face as it was being introduced and played was priceless. They both saw it for what is was, very good-natured humour at his expense. You can see the reactions from the crowd in the video. Wonderful.”

Congrats to the show-stealing best man, Thom, for the most memorable speech the Internet has seen in awhile. 

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Jesus Lookalike Perfectly Trolls Anti-Gay Protesters And Twitter Can't Stop Laughing

A Jesus lookalike is doing God’s work and putting homophobes in their place. He arrived at an anti-LGBTQ rally this past Thursday, July 20th, with a customized sign making it clear how he felt about the entire situation. He really nailed it:

It turns out the picture was taken in during a PRIDE parade in Seoul, South Korea!

Just like a real Jesus, this lookalike was all about spreading the love. Good job, sir – continue shutting down hate with your tolerance and caring! 

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Employee Who Steals Sandwich From Office Fridge Shamelessly Trolls Passive Aggressive Notes

In life, it’s usually the little things that make you the happiest. The other night I was chilling on the couch getting some extra writing done before I went into bed and my wife, out of the blue, whipped up a batch of brownies. She came into the living room with a big bowl of warm brownies topped with vanilla ice cream and her thoughtfulness absolutely floored me.

Something as seemingly insignificant as food matters so much to us. And if you’re in the middle of doing work it’s easy to lose track of time, so when you perk you head up and peak at the clock when your tummy starts to rumble, you realize that you went a few hours without so much as a drink of water.

So if you have lunch waiting for you, and it’s gone, it’s a huge bummer. Which is exactly what happened to this office worker who kept getting their lunch stolen.

They decided they couldn’t take it any longer, so they posted a passive aggressive note about the transgression.

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What they didn’t count on, however, was that their sandwich thief completely lacked shame and posted a note of their own.

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Which started a veritable, all out, office-note-war.

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Human Resources even got involved.

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Which didn’t seem to deter the sandwich thief at all.

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Which emboldened them even more.

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But it looks like Tina from HR got the last laugh.

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And the sandwich thief didn’t seem so tough once his identity was discovered.

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HR: 1. Sandwich Guy: 0

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Ted Cruz Trolls Sports Page That Made Fun Of His Senate Basketball Games

Ted Cruz had it pretty rough when he was fighting to win the GOP primary that ultimately went to Trump. He was constantly ridiculed and was made into several memes, the most popular of which likened him to the Zodiac Killer, up until the moment he admitted defeat.

Memes like this.

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And this.

When he lost, he remained defiant and stood up against Trump, who regularly insulted Cruz’s wife and family during the primaries. Just when the internet started showing their approval for a man who refused to debase himself to potentially secure a position if Trump were elected, he came out with a statement in support of Trump, brushing aside the insults and humiliation that the current president subjected him to, and even helped make phone calls to ensure people would come out and vote, which was remixed almost immediately because of how sad he looked in it.

Deadspin is a sports website that reports on literally anything related to sports, and they asked Twitter for pictures of Ted Cruz playing basketball after finding out the senator started holding a weekly basketball game for him and his buddies in senate to help them become better friends, noting that someone said he had a pretty good jumpshot but also terrible, horrible form.

Cruz himself was the first to respond and did so with a photo of Grayson Allen, a Duke basketball star that resembles Cruz enough for thousands of people to have taken notice.

Ted’s prize:

And our reward:

I’ve never met anyone that liked Ted Cruz, but today, the internet loved him, or at least his expert handling of the exchange.

Cruz had better hope that no one takes a photo of another senator dunking on him because Deadspin is more than ready to make a story out of it now.

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Brother Sends Out Christmas Cards For Sister And Trolls The Entire Family

Twitter user Morgan Svobodny recently decided to share the Christmas card that her brother, Zach, photoshopped and sent to everyone in their family on her behalf. 

In the card, Zach claims that Morgan is now in love with rapper Chief Keef, and adding that she’d dropped out of college after discovering that she was pregnant with his child. 

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That picture is actually a superb photoshop of these two individual images…

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Twitter was understandably impressed with Zach’s photoshop skills…

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Rihanna trolls fans on Twitter, but could ANTI arrive on Friday?

Rihanna trolls fans on Twitter, but could ANTI arrive on Friday?
We would like to start this article off by asking Rihanna one thing: “WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS YOUR NEW ALBUM?” Now we've got that out of the way, it looks like Rihanna may just be trolling us all, and it really isn't funny.
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Try again: JJ Watt sacks Twitter troll with A+ burn
College football mascots are supposed to represent their schools in a fun, positive light — which doesn't typically include picking fights. Here, the University of Oregon's duck slams the University of Houston's cougar. Bonus points for the sick elbow …
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Welcome to the age of tech startup trolls

Welcome to the age of tech startup trolls
Unfortunately and inevitably, every so often comes along a troll — someone who throws flames onto an Internet topic fire, just for the fun of it. Trolls have many mutations, but for this post, we shall focus on the ones who lurk and prowl in the dark …
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What's happening: Snowmobile fun run; Hit Men concert at Mother Lode
The Wise River Jackpine Savages will host the 2016 Fun Run in the Pioneer Mountains starting from the Wise River Community Center Saturday. Registration is from 9 to 11 a.m. Riders must be back by 5 p.m. Cost is $ 6 per poker hand and you can purchase …
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Internet Marketing Tips – Dealing With Forum Trolls

Forum trolls…every forum has them. It is a fact of life that you’re not going to get away from. It’s kind of like death and taxes. However, just because they are a fact of life doesn’t mean you have to lie down and do nothing about them. There are things you can do about forum trolls. The main thing, however, is not to become one yourself. This article will explain what trolls are and what you can do about them.

A forum troll is essentially somebody who comes to a forum for the express purpose of causing trouble. That is their main function in life. They will, many times, make an off color remark, usually one that is totally ludicrous, and then sit back and watch the ensuing chaos. They live for this. Well, as a responsible forum member, aside from not becoming one of these yourself, there is something you can do about these trolls.

For starters, don’t feed them. In other words, when one starts a thread for the purpose of causing trouble, ignore them. Don’t respond to their ranting. If everybody would do this, the thread itself would have just one post…the troll’s. Eventually, the troll will get bored and leave. Yes, I know this is hard to do. You just want to take a club and bat these idiots over the head, but ignoring them is the best solution.

Next, report the troll to the forum admin. This will alert them to the problem and they’ll then be able to take care of them by deleting their account. Trust me, most administrators have absolutely no tolerance for forum trolls. As soon as you spot one and report it, it shouldn’t be more than minutes before the pest is out of your hair for good.

I don’t envy people who run forums. There are a lot of problems to contend with, forum trolls being one of them. But if we all do our part, ignoring them and then reporting them to the forum admin, we can help keep our favorite forum from turning into a house of vermin.

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Steven Wagenheim

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