Kid Proves The Tooth Fairy Isn't Real With Some Very Clever Detective Work

Do you remember when you figured out the Tooth Fairy wasn’t real? I’m sorry if it just happened when you read that opening sentence. It’s true, the Tooth Fairy isn’t real. It’s just a fun way for adults to buy children’s teeth. Being a parent is hard, you gotta get your kicks where you can.

Twitter user @RogueDadMD announced to his followers that his 9-year-old son had ruined his fun by figuring out the lie through some incredible deductive reasoning:

This kid is a little Sherlock Holmes, but for dentistry.

Some people wanted to know why they didn’t cover their lie with more lies, but they cracked under pressure:

And a few people had questions about how the kid got away with this tooth hiding:

There’s other tests ahead for our detective. For example, can he keep a secret?

Naturally, the kid has already made some mental leaps with this discovery:

Whoa, this is getting deep. And an interesting study into “ruining stuff” traditions:

There were a few people who disagreed with the kid’s scientific methods. They didn’t go far enough:

Then someone pointed out this is exactly what scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson encouraged his kid to do to uncover the mystery of the Tooth Fairy—test your subjects.

A deduction worthy of a world-renowned scientist. But you forgot one thing kid.

Now that you know there’s no Tooth Fairy, you don’t get the $ $ $ .

A real genius would have kept milking his parents for cash until all their baby teeth were good and gone. 

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Twitter User Roasts Trump's 'Stable Genius' Comments In A Very Gilbert And Sullivan Way

Much of the talk in Washington D.C. has been of Fire and Fury, Michael Wolff’s tell-all book from within the walls of the Trump White House. One of the book’s most significant claims is that many of Trump’s closest staff believe his mental acuity is slipping.  

In response, the President tweeted the following:

Clearly, these are the tweets of a very stable genius.

One tweet stood out. @hunttheshark knew exactly what Twitter needed — Gilbert and Sullivan references:

In fact, they enjoyed the song so much, they couldn’t help but join in for a second verse:

And the song wasn’t over yet…

Anyone down for… another verse?

Twitter seemed to have a lot of feelings they needed to get off their chest through song:

And it quickly became the song that could never end:

Tune in tomorrow for new verses inspired by whatever Trump does today.

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You Don't Need Special Glasses To Read These Very Funny Eclipse Tweets

The Great American Eclipse is happening NOW, people (or it already happened. I don’t know when you’re reading this!). And the great thing about this eclipse is that while in the past, people had to just go “wow” at how beautiful it all is, now we can livetweet the eclipse for all our friends, for it is 2017 and America is already great.

And yeah, the eclipse is stunning, but not even as much as this joke, let’s be real.

Or all the Twilight jokes.

Or when people noticed how weird all this eclipse fashion was. 

Just don’t stare at these tweets too hard.

Happy two-minute magic darkness y’all!

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Toddler Uses Amazon Alexa To Play 'Digger Digger' And Gets Very NSFW Response

Amazon Alexa is one of the gadgets that everyone has to own this Christmas. Basically, it’s an AI that you can ask to do pretty much anything. From ordering items off the internet, turn the lights off and on, and in the case of one family, playing music.

Reddit user zevets got his own Alexa for Christmas, and the kids are obsessed with it. His toddler likes to yell at it to play “Digger Digger” which I assume is a song the kids are listening to these days. That was until it returned a very inappropriate response. There’s some NSFW language in the video, so you have been warned. 

STOP ALEXA! STOP! 

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The Troll Beads Company Is A Very Family Orientated Business

The Troll beads company is a very family orientated business, with various members of the Nielsen-Aagaards taking responsibility for different aspects of the company. Such closely knit family businesses are difficult to come by today, as finding a part of the company which would be suitable for each individual family member can be difficult, but with so many different skills needed from gold smithing to design, there appears to be a place for everyone in the Nielsen-Aagard family.
The story of the Troll bead begins in Copenhagen in 1976, when silversmith Sren Nielsen fashioned the first ever bead from silver. Named The Mask due to its six faces, each of which had a different expression, the bead was to become the first of many. They went on sale in the Copenhagen jewellery shop owned by Srens father Svend, and by the 1980s, sister Lise Aagard had opened a second store and was soon exporting Troll beads to various countries the world over.
The unique design also lends something to the popularity of Trollbeads. The bracelets, which apart from the original material leather can also be made from silver and gold, are also made with a removable clasp, which means that each Troll bead is interchangeable. Different colour and bead combinations can then either be added or removed. The versatility of the bracelet has made them incredibly popular, and many comparisons have been made between traditional charm bracelets and the Troll beads bracelets owing to the ability for the wearer to compose their own personal story on their bracelet, by for instance adding a bracelet denoting a special occasion, event or milestone.
Since self-expression has become so popular in recent years, perhaps it not all that surprising to learn that the Troll bead has made a comeback in such a big way. Their universality means that they can be worn by both sexes, and their ability to look simultaneously classic and contemporary means that they can be worn by people with a wide range of different tastes.
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